February 2012
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thedailywhat:
Oscars: Cirque du Soleil performers perform a movie-themed tribute to movies at tonight’s movie awards.
[@zprophet_mma.]
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
Stay with me.: The rest of the Academy Awards: →
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes…
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
pottery-crocodiles:
HOW COME THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO WASN’T NOMINATED FOR ADAPTED SCREENPLAY!?
I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
Perfect.