I collect nifty words, like coins in a purse,and use them carefully to keep my writing from getting worse -but the paradigm shift in the indemnity of the heretic has roused me to obliterate the undulating babel.
I only half know these words, but I love you all the same.
Sometimes it's better to keep it simple -
I make love like I make eggs - hot and fast.
How's that for a simile?
I've got another.
Trying to write well is like looking for the right dress,
it's got to reveal as much as possible without looking desperate,
and this poem is a testament to something tight and slutty.
You were right Socrates.
I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing at all.
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and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science
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The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
|me yesterday night :||lol who needs sleep|
|me today:||i do. i need sleep.|
|me tonight:||lol who needs sleep|
rihanna seems like the kinda girl you go partying with and then wake up missing a kidney and in a foreign country with no passport
(via noleftonnineteenth)@1 week ago with 14379 notes
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
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First metalbender: woman.
First metalbending Avatar: woman.
Youngest airbending master: woman.
First Avatar of the Spirit Age: woman.
spirit of light: woman
craziest firelord: woman
the moon: woman
first chief of police in Republic City: woman
current chief of police in Republic City: woman
person everyone forgets to draw from original team Avatar: woman
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My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.
but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic
His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.
your dad should have written frozen